Have you ever googled “sign compatibility” at 2 AM? Has someone told you you’re “so your sign” and you weren’t sure if it was a compliment or an insult?
This book iis an uncomfortable, absurd and deeply human exploration of signs, planets and the invisible structures shaping the way we exist.

Inside you’ll find:

— Sun signs dissected like characters trapped inside their own existential screenplay.
— Rising signs understood as emotional survival costumes.
— Karmic psychology, sabotage mechanisms and absurdly specific talents.
— Compatibility analysis for all 144 zodiac pairings.
— Planets in signs explained through real human behavior, not inspirational mug quotes.
— Tests, impossible equations, ridiculous rituals and uncomfortable truths.

A book for lazy brave people, symbolic creatures and anyone beginning to suspect that their personality may, in fact, be a slightly mismanaged astrological phenomenon.